subterraneanscum:

the cat makes this pic

subterraneanscum:

the cat makes this pic

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thewomanfromitaly:

lareinaana:

arienreign:

Why isn’t anyone talking about this?
http://www.dailydot.com/news/darrien-hunt-shot-by-police-while-cosplaying/

Watch non black cosplayers and lovers of cosplay stay silent on this.

Man what in the FUCK

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elionking:

kaykay58904:

50shadesoffoh:

These were the best ones though.

Yessss

I was raised off pbsOnly watched cable when I was at my grandparents’ house

elionking:

kaykay58904:

50shadesoffoh:

These were the best ones though.

Yessss

I was raised off pbs
Only watched cable when I was at my grandparents’ house

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youngstero:

my mom went to high school with jamie lee curtis and one time they both got caught smoking pot together and jamie told the teacher it was my mom’s and my mom was suspended and jamie lee got no punishment so think about that next time you want some activia

the laxative yogurt lady fucked over my mom

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intosnarkness:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember that one time i had to fly with my cello so we bought it a seat

and it got upgraded to first class

without me

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aragorn1379:

ginjaninja3716:

commandereyebrows:

chachipistachis:

theamericankid:

Tumblr needs more of this….whatever this is.

Is this the same artist who made the original for this

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how women actually are

OH MY GOD IF I DON’T EVER REBLOG THIS IT’S PROBABLY BECAUSE I’M DEAD

mother fuckin macys sale

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misandry-mermaid:

smitethepatriarchy:

helioscentrifuge:

princesskilljoy:

okcreepsters:

hell-is-okcupid:

Quite possibly the most offensive message I’ve ever received.

….Speechless.

This is why no-one trusts men.

NO BUT THIS LITERALLY READS AS “HI, I’M A POTENTIAL MURDERER AND YOU SHOULD DATE ME”STOP WHITE BOYS 2K14

"Hi, just stopped by to say that if you don’t date me, I might kill someone. Maybe I’ll kill you! Give me a chance!"

Look at this personification of a shit-filled diaper try and exploit the murder of women (and men too, he doesn’t seem to realize) to get laid.

misandry-mermaid:

smitethepatriarchy:

helioscentrifuge:

princesskilljoy:

okcreepsters:

hell-is-okcupid:

Quite possibly the most offensive message I’ve ever received.

….Speechless.

This is why no-one trusts men.

NO BUT THIS LITERALLY READS AS “HI, I’M A POTENTIAL MURDERER AND YOU SHOULD DATE ME”

STOP WHITE BOYS 2K14

"Hi, just stopped by to say that if you don’t date me, I might kill someone. Maybe I’ll kill you! Give me a chance!"

Look at this personification of a shit-filled diaper try and exploit the murder of women (and men too, he doesn’t seem to realize) to get laid.

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dicktouching:


artjonak:

The great-great-great grandchildren of Dickens take a selfie with him on his 202nd birthday.

this is a very important thing that everyone needs to see.

dicktouching:

artjonak:

The great-great-great grandchildren of Dickens take a selfie with him on his 202nd birthday.

this is a very important thing that everyone needs to see.

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minestuck:

alternate title: young children gawk at flaming homosexuals

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breebird33:

angryseawitch:

screamingcrawfish:

a paranormal mockumentary show in the style of the office/parks and rec

revolving around the lives of employees at a hokey haunted mansion tourist trap that turn out to be actually hella haunted but most of its spirits are either benevolent or ineffectively malevolent

10/10 WOULD WATCH

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Q
5 favorite cheeses and why GO
A

ofgeography:

ofgeography:

well, cinquespotted, i’m SURE GLAD YOU ASKED

1. soft goat cheese. put stuff in it if you want, garlic or herbs or whatever, or i mean, don’t, whatever, it’s going to be perfect no matter what you do, it’s goat cheese.

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tell me you don’t want that in your body right now and always. TRY TO TELL ME.

2. but waaaaaaait, you say, but i want something creamier, i want something that’s all soft and gooey and feels like it’s melted even though it isn’t. WELL, FINE, GOAT CHEESE BRIE AND I CAN MAKE THAT HAPPEN FOR YOU.

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"goat cheese again?" you ask. "after all these years?"

and i say with one tear rolling down my cheek, “always.”

3. you know what i’m thinking about right now? mozzarella. but not regular mozzarella, it’s a little too heavy, it’s a little too thick, great when you’re in the mood for it but i want all the things mozzarella has to offer without the mozzarella-ness of it. BAM: BURRATA.

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4. oh man mollyhall, these are all kind of fancy, i just want a little something something to nom on after work, when i’m on my couch watching brooklyn nine-nine and hiding crumbs by shoving them into the creases of the arm rests while i wonder why i’m not dating anybody. DON’T WORRY, HERE’S A LITTLE SHARP CHEDDAR.

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don’t look at me like that. you’re not too good for sharp cheddar. nobody is too good for sharp cheddar.

5. okay okaaaaay, but what if i want to do all the things i was doing when you offered me sharp cheddar except i want to pretend that i’m a fancy, cultured adult who has a bright future and didn’t find herself frantically swiffering her studio apartment and hiding her dirty laundry in the bottom cupboard that doesn’t fully open because the fridge is in the way at 5:20 this morning because she realized it was a shithole and she has guests this weekend?

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no girl, own it. own it. cheese means never having to say you’re sorry.

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GIRL like i’ve never answered this before do you KNOW ME