In which I am Blaine

onecaneverhaveenoughsocks:

thestarsinyoureyesshine:

obesitycore:

the really shitty thing about being told that youre smart your whole entire life is that as soon as you dont understand something you just kind of completely shut down and his this big shitty crisis because maybe youre not as smart as youve always been told 

wow this couldn’t be more perfect

and also everyone around you treats it like the fucking zombie apocalypse

someone told me once that shooting stars are really just angels throwing away their cigarettes before God could catch them smoking

rlmjob:

Even when I’m not horny I’m still pretty horny

raptorific:

I’M SO ANGRY

SOME 16TH CENTURY ASSHOLE WROTE “GOD B W YE” IN A LETTER AS AN ABBREVIATION FOR “GOD BE WITH YE”

AND IT APPEARED AS “GODBWYE”

WHICH WAS THEN READ AS “GOODBYE”

AND THAT’S WHY WE SAY “GOODBYE”

BECAUSE OF 16TH CENTURY CHAT SPEAK

okamitaretsu:

cantpoisonitout:

i should’ve picked a less painful otp

#it’s in a comedy about a show choir how was i supposed to know